EVIL JIM
status: presumed dead
(first appearance: EJ001 09-04-02)

Jim is a junior at Ithaca College and, until recently, was its supreme dictator. He's got a cool secret underground laboratory, and a few willing minions that run around doing his dirty work. Originally dedicated to taking over the world, the entrance of Evil Penguin and his own brother onto the stage has routed his plans. He tries to be a blackhearted soulless freak. When his parents learned of this, he was exiled from the family. When his past misdeeds came back to haunt him in the form of Evil Penguin, the trials Jim was put through caused him to rethink the whole "evil" thing. In one final confrontation, Jim was doused in toxic waste and buried alive underneath a pile of rubble. Some say he was effectively destroyed that night...but the toxins transformed his body into a hideous creature with none of Jim's memories save the overpowering urge to kill Evil Penguin...and the story continues.

BRIAN FEULNER
status: inactive
(first appearance: EJ089 05-05-03)

Jim's best friend and closest confidant, Brain is a junior at Rochester Institute of Technology. He's a professional photographer and party man. On one visit to Ithaca, Brian inspired Jim to raise a Pat Army that could take over the world. Since childhood they made home movies together, and being in college hasn't hampered that pasttime much. Since Jim's banishment, Brian offered much-appreciated emotional support, however Jim never kept in touch. When they were finally reunited after the destruction of Ithaca, Brian played an instrumental role in attacking Evil Penguin's headquarters.

EVIL PENGUIN
status: active
(first appearance: EJ124 11-07-03)

A freak lab accident transpired to meld Pat's life essence with the DNA of a penguin. This walking, talking force of darkness had one goal in mind: Make Jim's life a living hell for treating his former self like dirt. Having fulfilled that objective, EP now concentrates on taking over the world. Boy, that's original.
see also: PATRICK WEBSTER

JEN BRONER
status: deceased
(first appearance: EJ004 09-07-02 -- last appearance: EJ185 06-04-04)

Senior at Ithaca College. Jim often attempts to work her into some of his more sexy evil plots. The only one she's ever agreed to, however, was Jon's plan to take over the college and give it to Jim as a gift. Living proof that a sexy body can go a long way. She refused to evacuate from the campus when End of the World was discovered to be a nuclear warhead, and became one of its many victims.

ALEX CAIN
status: deceased
(first appearance: EJ008 09-12-02 -- last appearance: EJ185 06-04-04)

One of Jim's friends from his home town of Saratoga, who also happens to be a junior at Ithaca College. When he wasn't kicking ass in Halo and fighting zombies from the Dark Dimension, he was tearing his hair out coding programs for computer science classes. He tried to stop the nuclear bomb from going off with his housemate's tank, and gave his life doing so.


MATT WILLIAMS: THE CRIMSON CHRISTIAN
status: active
(first appearance: EJ011 09-23-02)

The Crimson Christian is a fighter for the salvation of mankind. While outside of the costume he's a good friend of Jim's, when he puts on his outfit he severs all personal ties. He assisted LBSJ and defended the Holy Land when Jim attempted to take over the world, and showed his mug again when he learned of Jim's DDR tournament. His largest act of selflessness came when he sucessfully defended the University of Vermont from destruction at the hands of 666's giant mech. To this day, he wanders the globe doing his best to right the wrongs and show everyone the Light. His appearances include Shattered Genesis, Terra Rising, his own Crimson Christian comic book and guest strips, issues 4 and 10 of Unfamiliar Reflection, and the new Shattered Genesis/Unfamiliar Reflection crossover.

The real Matt is nothing like his fictional counterpart, as he is a scrawny anime geek who would get schooled in three seconds if ever threatened with physical violence.

JON BAIRD
status: deceased
(first appearance: EJ003 09-06-02 -- last appearance: EJ185 06-04-04)

A junior at Ithaca College, recently returned from a semester in Los Angeles. As Jim's former roommate, Jon was constantly on his back to stop secluding himself in his lair and experience the real fun of college. i.e. Getting drunk, high, and laid. That never panned out, but Jon did what Jim couldn't, and conquered the college with some help from Jen. Okay, a lot of help from Jen. He did the unselfish thing and gave it to Jim for his 20th birthday. He also has a never-ending beef stick, which comes in handy more often than you'd think...The last time, it was instrumental in incapacitating the Crimson Christian while he and Betsy pulled Jim out of Evil Penguin's deadly wrestling tournament. After realizing Jim's true nature is pure, unfeeling evil, he quit Evil Jim Enterprises. However, he would return again to help Alex destroy the nuclear bomb dubbed End of the World. But this time, sadly, his assistance was in vain.

EVIL STEVE
status: active
(first appearance: EJ054 02-07-03)

Steve is Jim's younger brother, but insists that he's younger only by age. Possibly the more evil of the two, he strives to out-do Jim at every turn. He was able to dominate the high school where Jim failed, and is now the modest ruler of the University of Vermont. During Spring Break, Steve tried to make Jim lose favor with their parents by exposing his evil empire, and ended up getting both himself and Jim banished from the family. When his college became a target of EP's zealousness, CC came to his rescue. Sort of.


OTHER CHARACTERS

PATRICK WEBSTER
status: deceased x 1,000,037
(first appearance: EJ002 09-05-02 -- last appearance: EJ102 09-03-03)

Originally one of Jim's confidants and lunch table buddy, Pat became ensnared into the assistant position at Evil Jim Enterprises. Constantly outmaneuvering Jim psychologically, Pat's gotten on his nerves countless times. After an unfortunate laser incident, Jim attempted to rebuild Pat into an android. When that didn't work, Jim developed a cloning procedure to produce Pat duplicates so that he can be killed without prejudice over and over again. An initial batch of 35 Pats were created, but Jim grew another one million after Brian suggested he take over the world. Every clone was destroyed during the war. Jim retreated to his lair, abandoning Pat 36 to certain death. For this, he swore he'd get revenge even if he had to rise from the grave.
see also: EVIL PENGUIN

BETSY CARNRICK
status: deceased
(first appearance: EJ028 11-08-02 -- last appearance: EJ161 04-16-04)

Besty was a sophomore at Ithaca College in the spring of 2003, an avid anime fan who never missed an episode of DBZ. However, under her perky exterior lurked the black heart of an evil mastermind with sights set on dominating the college. When Jim stepped into the picture, Betsy was forced to re-think her plan and befriended Jim, pretending to be all sweet and goodness. But when Jim made the mistake of disclosing the codes to his evil underground laboratory, Betsy took advantage of the situation and released Pat 35, bending him to her will and causing a final confrontation that resulted in Pat's death (again) and her defeat. She transferred to Stone Hill and quickly assumed control of that college before returning to Ithaca at the whim of Evil Penguin in order to ruin Jim's DDR tournament. Months later, she would redeem herself by helping Jon free Jim from certain death at the hands of EP and The Crimson Christian, but she sacrificed her own life to do so.

OHTORI STUDENT COUNCIL
formerly the ASIC EXECUTIVE BOARD
status: deceased
(first appearance: EJ163 04-20-04 -- last appearance: EJ185 06-04-04)

President: JIM D. (aka Jim Classic)
Vice President: ART
Treasurer: HEATHER
Secretary: PETER
Rose Boy: ERIC

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While Evil Jim was whisked away to fight in Evil Penguin's wrestling tournament, these five leaders of the Anime Society discovered a mysterious force known as "End of the World." Taking it upon themselves to claim this unknown object, they quickly disbanded their beloved anime club to achieve a higher purpose. They converted Ithaca College into their own anime-influenced paradise and held symbolic meetings to figure out just how to find the key that will allow them to possess the ultimate power. When Evil Jim returned from his battle, he challenged the new ruler, Jim Classic, to a deul to the death with giant foam bats. When things weren't looking good for them, they called on 666's help...and ended up paying a heavy price when he went nuts and killed them along with Jim's minions.
see also: ERIC, ANIME SOCIETY OF ITHACA COLLEGE

666
status: active
(first appearance: EJ166 04-26-04)

Evil Genetic Experiment 666 was designed with the combined mental and physical dexterity of the greatest gaming minds on the face of the Earth. The dominant game trait appears to be an obsession with Unreal Tournament. Unfortunately, by combining these gamers' strengths, he also combined their weaknesses. Hence, 666's always running around making dumb observations, looking for snacks between sofa cushions, and never opening his eyes. After he broke three consecutive PS2s, Jim shipped him off to Evil Penguin in the hopes of causing him pain and suffering...or, at the very least, a mild headache from 666's annoying antics.

EVIL TINY
status: presumed dead
(first appearance: EJ043 12-20-02)

Evil Tiny is Jim's pet cat. Contrary to her name, she weighs 16 pounds and has been genetically manipulated to grow ten times her size when angry. In the recent DDE tournament, she appeared near the scene of the crime when Betsy confronted the person that put her up to the sabotage. And suddenly, she defected from Evil Jim's lair and hung out with the Ohtori Student Council. Could she possibly have some sort of angle in this high-stakes game of winner-take-all? And where was she when the bomb went off? We may never know.

FRANK
status: destroyed
(first appearance: EJ026 11-04-02 -- last appearance: EJ165 04-26-04)

Jim's main computer terminal is hooked up to a complex artificial intelligence that is responsible for the daily maintenance of Evil Jim Enterprises. Despite wanting to be called Frank, Jim calls it simply "computer," because that's what they do on Star Trek. It was destroyed along with the rest of the campus when EP's nuclear warhead exploded.

JIM'S MOM
status: no longer in contact
(first appearance: EJ053 02-05-03 -- last appearance: EJ144 03-02-04)

Jim's mom is...Jim's mom. But now she's disowned him, so she'll never admit it if you asked her.

CHRIS and PETE
status: no longer in contact
(appearance: EJ055 02-10-03)

Chris is Jim's older sister, and Pete is her husband of seven years. During the winter of 2002-3, they lived with Jim's parents until their new house was completed.

PAT'S DAD
status:
no longer in contact
(first appearance: EJ057 02-14-03 -- last appearance: EJ139 02-20-04)

A dad so crazy about putting his son through college he would even kill. KILL.

BRITNEY
status: no longer in contact
(first appearance: EJ058 02-17-03 -- last appearance: EJ062 02-24-03)

Matt's onetime girlfriend. She likes practically everything he does, from anime to Deadpool to his crusade for justice.

665
status: deceased
(first appearance: EJ060 02-19-03 -- last appearance: EJ063 02-26-03)

A biogenetic creation Jim manufactured in the likeness of a clueless otaku poser. Engineered for the sole purpose of being hunted down and killed by Pat.

NANA
status: no longer in contact
(appearance: EJ064 02-28-03)

Jim's grandmother on his dad's side.

JIM'S DAD
status: no longer in contact
(first appearance: EJ064 02-28-03 -- last appearance: EJ144 03-02-04)

Jim's Dad usually drove him to and from college on breaks before he got his own car. He's an expert in the profession of car packing. Recently he's banished his two youngest sons because they were evil. Any good father would.

PAUL
status: inactive
(first appearance: EJ067 03-07-03 -- last appearance: EJ189 07-02-04)

Paul was Jen's boyfriend and Brian's three-year roommate. He goes to RIT, and visitsed Jen on weekends. He was hit harder by Jen's death than anyone else.

LITTLE BLUE SUPER JEW
status: unknown
(first appearance: EJ097 05-23-03 -- last appearance: EJ157 04-09-04)

Like the Crimson Christian, this Little Blue guy is very religious. However, he's even more insane (if that's possible) than his trenchcoat-clad associate. He successfully thwarted Jim's Pat Army when he tried to take over Jerusalem, and almost defeated Jim at Evil Penguin's wrestling tournament.

CAROLYN
aka C-KO
status: deceased
(first appearance: EJ108 09-17-03 -- last appearance: EJ174 05-06-04)

Carolyn is a junior studying art history. She's nuts about anime, DDR, and pocky. One day when Jim overslept she took the initiative to take over the college in his absence. Waking up from his slumber, Jim saw what happened and booted her out of the college. For all she knows, she's on a long-term assignment in London managing Evil Jim Enterprises' overseas sweatshops and scouting for possible third-world country takeover opportunities. But her shadow-puppet, C-Ko, has been spreading rumors across the newly-named Ohtori Academy about a pending deul to determine the key to the End of the World...

ERIC
status: deceased
(first appearance: EJ108 09-17-03 -- last appearance: EJ185 06-04-04)

Junior and member of ASIC until its dissolution. He occasionally went DDRing with Jim. He, Art, Carolyn, Jim D, Samantha, and Evil Jim shared the same Medieval World class. After the ASIC executive board became the Student Council, Eric was brought on board as Rose Boy. He was one of the victims who fell at the treacherous hands of the 666 android atop East Tower.

THE ANIME SOCIETY OF ITHACA COLLEGE
status: defunct
(first appearance: EJ108 09-17-03 -- last appearance: varies depending on member)

ASIC was comprised of highly intellectual individuals who strive toward inner fulfillment and the betterment of the world. Okay, that's a lie. All they really wanted was to hang out and watch anime every Thursday in one of the science rooms. When they weren't MiSTing a show, they were laughing at the hilarities of the club executive board or watching files copy. Members featured in Evil Jim include club president Jim D, vice-prez Art, treasurer Heather, secretary Peter, Eric, Carolyn (C-Ko), Samantha (S-Ko), and Josh. The executive board is now AWOL, having taken over the campus, bending it to their twisted will. Meetings are no longer being held, as anime is now readily available 24 hours a day on the IC television station.
see also: OHTORI STUDENT COUNCIL

TOM and ROB
status: deceased
(first appearances: EJ122 10-31-03 -- last appearances: EJ149 03-24-04)

Tom and Rob are two of Alex's housemates. They were Alex's go-to guys when dealing with undead creatures from another universe, or when you felt the need to mercilessly torture a bumblebee. Tom's tank was used by Alex and Jon in order to stop End of the World, but in the end it just wasn't enough. These two poor shmucks went up along with the rest of Ithaca when the bomb detonated.

PAT'S MOM
status: no longer in contact
(first appearance: EJ138 02-18-04 -- last appearance: EJ139 02-20-04)

Pat's Mom knows Jim's Grandmom. And that's all you need to know.

THE MINIONS
status: deceased
(first appearances: EJ168 04-28-04 -- last appearances: EJ185 06-04-04)

Nick, Juli, Nate, Josh, and Lydia are Jim's only line of offense against both Evil Penguin and the newly-formed Ohtori Student Council. Nick's specialized weapon is a sonic guitar. Juli's special ability is the power to draw blood from another human being using something as harmless as a beach ball. Nate's specialized weapon is Shredder's uniform. Josh's specialized weapon is his nonsense words that can trigger brain aneurisms in the enemy. Lydia's specialized weapon is...a foam bat. These five brave warriors consider Jim their friend, and put their lives on the line to defend his empire. Unfortunately, those lives were taken during the Evil Deuls thanks to 666.

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